Looking for funny tea quotes? We’ve put together a collection of some of the funniest quotes about tea we could fine.
Let’s face it, a cup of tea is the perfect go-to drink. Whether it’s a nice cup of English Breakfast to wake up in the morning or a Green tea to chill out. Here are some of the best quotes that capture everything that is funny and great about drinking tea
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You are precisely my cup of tea.
Julie Andrews
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“The secret to a well balanced life is a cup of tea in one hand and a good book in the other.”
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Here is the Full List of Funny Tea Quotes
- “You are precisely my cup of tea” – Julie Andrews
- “Just two for tea, and tea for two” – Doris Day
- Keep Calm and Put the Kettle On
- Today is a multiple cups of tea kind of day
- Make Tea Not War
- If tea can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem
- The secret to a well balanced life is a cup of tea in one hand and a good book in the other.
- A cup of tea a day keeps worries away
- Hit me with your best pot
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy Tea and that is kind of the same thing
- Leave me be, I’m drinking my tea
- Tea is the answer to most problems
- “Tea, tea, a wonderful drink, the more you have the more think, the more you think the better you write, so let’s drink tea all day and night.” — Daniel Dalton
- Give love a chai!